[Game] Stupid questions, stupid answers

i think you feel alone here so

Because its shit.

Q: If man can rape a woman, can woman rape a man?

because women are like bacon.

why does a opener open but a hammer doesnt hamm?

because opener has #SWAG

why you press remote controll for tv harder, when the batteries are nearly empty?

because XX_AnimalQu!ckScopzZ_XX is soo cool

why are some people so stupid?

it does make you or

when will mirko fix manu admin mod?

when you tell me exactly the problem with mam

Why isn't it possible to win a cod4 match with our team

because they are monkeys

*secretly whispers* the problem is "unrecognized command !sg" or smth like that which makes you can not set group anyone

if a tin can, can a can match?

yes. tin=sensitive. can=positive, sensitive+positive= match. can can match.

If you forget to turn of the headlights on your canoe after you parked it on top of a tree, should you climb up and turn the lights off or buy a car and leave it on ?

leave it lets nature do it course..

why cant a dog whistle?

because the whistle can't dog..

What is the speed of darkness?

dunno check vsauce vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTvcpdfGUtQ

why do we play this game?

because we are all natural born killers, we are just not allowed to FFA in real life

what is purple, travels at 20km/h on avg. travels 60km/u as topspeed. can jump 10feet in the air. but only once ! ?

Nidopoke on speed.

What is the point of this?

Chicken wings

What would you do, when I say you have 3 thumbs?

i would try to make them 1 only surgery or somthing

If a jogger runs at the speed of sound, can he still hear his iPod

at the speed of sound, the ipod hears him.

why does a stapler staple but a hammer doesnt hamm?

Cause the word "hamm" doesnt exist in English

An iPhone sucks, we all know it, but why is Android better?