Three word game!

the baby bear

Was ugly as

holy motherfucking hell

so the Bitch

ugly bear and

absinthe rouge calvary

really that good

so she take

axe. The End

was by far

the worst he

didnt want her

to get fucked

But he want

some more pie

and the pie

was a lie.

Fixed version:

There was a mismatch between the bitch and guy called bartolomaeus, so he thought of going to drink some cold ass beer but the beer was not cold, it was warm, so he ran off to the barman and he kicked his ass and then bartolomaeus laughed really hard and his penis was in his dirty and rotten baby bear. Afterwards, the baby bear was ugly as holy motherfucking hell.
So the Bitch went to a ugly bear and drunk some of absinthe rouge calvary and it wasn't really that good, so she take (the) axe. The End was by far the worst, he didnt want her to get fucked but he want some more pie and the pie, was a lie.